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jasper county asswhooping

Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping

jasper cullen

He rocks at life... =D
Jasper Cullen makes me hotter than July
jasper cullen by ninon_19924 October 9, 2008

jasper county high school 

Home of shitty food and fake bitches, its Christmas all year up in here with all the hoe hoe hoes. Frequent suicidal jokes
I hate jasper county high school.

JASPER CASE 

a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH
jasper is a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH jasper case
JASPER CASE by noodle woodle January 19, 2021

Jasper Chou

Jasper is uhm a person that you can really love spending time with even tho you h4t3 him. #Chotufou or however you spell
we love him :) jasper chou is funny
Jasper Chou by sophionese March 18, 2021

jasper county middle school 

This is the a hell hole everyone is mean and will chew you and spit you out like a drug and people talk ab everyone at least 2 people got nudes and everyone has seen em and everyone got someone twerk video lmaooo cryin but come to our school the teachers are ok and they don’t know ab this!!😭😁
Girl:🥺🥺🥺 someone’s got my nudes..!!
Girl 2;You must go to Jasper County Middle School!😂😂😂
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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