Jaspan
Jaspan is usually the surname of someone who is on it with certain females called AMANDA.
Usually wierd.
And apparently queefs.
Alot
Usually wierd.
And apparently queefs.
Alot
Jaspan by yourmummmmm123 May 17, 2010
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japanese house arrest
The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan
Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest
He needs to touch grass
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest
He needs to touch grass
japanese house arrest by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022
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japanese lunch time rush
The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.
"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"
japanese lunch time rush by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015
Japan is attacking
When a girl is in public or too embarrassed to say this is a common code for "I'm on my period". It is symbolized by Japan's flag being white with a red dot, or period, on it.
Hannah: Japan is attacking, full force
Holly: Do you have the ammunition?
Hannah: We're running low
Holly: *slides tampon or pad into Hannah's hand*
Holly: Do you have the ammunition?
Hannah: We're running low
Holly: *slides tampon or pad into Hannah's hand*
Japan is attacking by Grammatical mistakes whatevva July 1, 2016
Japanese Dog
Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.
Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!
Japanese Dog by ehuzzie October 25, 2018
Sea of Japan
A misnomer endorsed by the Japanese government itself and supported by the majority of the gullible and uneducated population of Japan with no regards to history whatsoever.
The Japanese think that the so called "sea of japan" is the body of water between S.Korea and Japan. However, that body of water has been called the East Sea (in relation to Korea) for over 2000 years and represented in maps both in Europe as well as Japan as the EAST SEA.
The Japanese think that the so called "sea of japan" is the body of water between S.Korea and Japan. However, that body of water has been called the East Sea (in relation to Korea) for over 2000 years and represented in maps both in Europe as well as Japan as the EAST SEA.
Dumb Avg. Jap: Herro, i gous pishin to da shea of japaaaan!!!
Rare, educated Jap: What you idiot?
Dumb Avg. Jap: Da see of japan raer i goin pish!
Rare, educated Jap: You're a fool. The "Sea of Japan" is non existent. It's made up by our incompetent, dumb government. It's been called the East Sea for 2000 years and recorded on European maps as the East Sea since the 16th cent. People like you are the reason why our population as a whole is regarded to be dumb and ignorant.
Dumb Avg. Jap: Noooooooouuu! Eberybady call it da Shea of Japan! Japanesh Wocks!!
Rare, educated Jap: smh, smh.
Rare, educated Jap: What you idiot?
Dumb Avg. Jap: Da see of japan raer i goin pish!
Rare, educated Jap: You're a fool. The "Sea of Japan" is non existent. It's made up by our incompetent, dumb government. It's been called the East Sea for 2000 years and recorded on European maps as the East Sea since the 16th cent. People like you are the reason why our population as a whole is regarded to be dumb and ignorant.
Dumb Avg. Jap: Noooooooouuu! Eberybady call it da Shea of Japan! Japanesh Wocks!!
Rare, educated Jap: smh, smh.
Sea of Japan by unbiasedguyyy July 30, 2010
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