Jasonni

Jasonni’s are very beautiful or handsome. They tend to be annoying to others, but really others don’t know what it’s like to be as great as Jasonni’s. They very to themselves and don’t like alot of ppl such as big crowds. Jasonni’s are loving and caring but very good at arguing

Jasonni what are you doing

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Jasonism

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism

by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017

Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore
2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009

Jasonism

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008

Jasonism

The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin air, and have them become fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.

Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.

*note* also may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.

70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.

thats a jasonism

I just went to the mall and everyone on earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down

There are at least 9 openly happy people at the high school.

by vilefileman November 26, 2010

Jasonia

A loud nice girl that has love in her heart ❤.She has 1 bestfriend that she can count on.She put her family 👪 and friends before herself.She loves herself and everyone around her.She even loves her haters.

I love Jasonia she is cool,and loving!!

by Janiya_jazz November 23, 2018

jasonville farewell

shitting on your ex's carpet before leaving after you break up.

courtney threw me out last night so i gave her a jasonville farewell before leaving.

by B.House July 12, 2006