The abiltiy to predict percentages of occurring things, sometimes magically from thin
air, and have them become
fact. Also, facts and sayings are backed up "unnamed" freinds who can either be reached by phone but are never actually dialed, or who have first hand knowledge. The first hand knowledge
people have names that no one in the group receivcing the Jasonism has ever heard of.
Also followers of Jasonism hoarde cell phones in packs.
*note* also
may have the ability to read a POPZ mind.
70% of the kids in school believe we should bring back flag team groupies.
thats a jasonism
I just went to the mall and everyone on
earth shops at PacSun.
Jasonism, hands down
There are at least 9 openly happy
people at the
high school.