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Alternative name for male penis created by my dad Theodore Cassella (Better known as "Pepsi Ted").
I love it when she plays with my jasoint.
Jasoint by erowid2012 February 21, 2009
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Jasminta 

a lovely lady from fiji she has one brother and she likes to sing all the time! she takes forever to get her stuff out from her locker and she is a huge flirt!
jasminta is so sexy i want to lick her body dry.
Jasminta by charlie the happy unicorn November 11, 2011

Jasonnteo 

A fucking fag who loves it in the ass, when hes drunk. Or under the influnce or drugs or alcohol.
Hey Jim, Did you see Danny yesterday at the party, he was such a jasonnteo. Fucking Fag.
Jasonnteo by Nathan Cisaca February 5, 2008

Jasontidaephobia 

The fear that somewhere, somehow, jason is watching you.
Jimmy has Jasontidaephobia
Jasontidaephobia by Almoudir August 21, 2020
ITS THE BEST YOUTUBER IN THE WORLD OMG EVERYONE LOVE HIM HE HAVE 5893348593497584378564378 SUBS AND HE IS EPIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LUV HIMMMMMM <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
THIS GUY IS JASONTON OMG HE IS 2 C00L 4 US
JasonTon by XXNewEraXX September 27, 2017

JasonTheFruit 

JasonTheFruit is the real president on USRP. He is the master of diplomacy, and will not suck up to anyone, including his mothers smack talk. He is considered to be one of the most well known chads in USRP history, and will become well known around the word as being the best chad outside of legaloz3
JasonTheFruit is the President??? What a chad!
JasonTheFruit by MichaelTheFruit March 11, 2021
Jashinta. Jashinta has some mental problems which she can't help but she is a beautiful person on the inside as well as outside , she has an. enthusiastic personality which everyone loves . She also has good hair and many people crushing on her
Someone:Ay yo wassup
Jashinta:wassup bitch I love you
jashinta by anonymous November 21, 2021
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