Jaslow

From the Yiddish for "below average height"

"Hey Jaslow, can you pass me that hammer from the shelf up there?" "Nope, sorry I'm too Jaslow to reach it"

by Dicktionarian March 23, 2009

Jalloween

A festive holiday native to St. Catharines which falls on the Sunday night of the SCRC Invite. Those who celebrate drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst donning a costume starting with the letter "J"

Clark really crossed the line by dressing as Jesus for Jalloween

by invite July 13, 2009

JaBlowForJacory

Verb. NFL teams doing bad to draft Jacory Harris in the first round.

Jaquan: Those Indianapolis Colts JaBlowForJacory.
Jaquinton: Yea man they really are gonna get him with the first pick.

by JaBlowForJacory November 29, 2011

The Jaslowski

A Polish American sex move, that is accomplished when a woman sits on her partner's face receiving cunnilingus, however the giving partner would trap the woman's lower legs with their arms pressing their triceps over the woman's calves and wrapping their arms around her thighs. The woman would then lean back stretching out to lie on her back. The giving partner then traps the woman with their legs over the woman's upper torso, neck, or planting their feet; pinning her arms down. Finally, the giving partner uses the woman's preferred vibrator or their fingers to pleasure the woman while she is restrained.

So I used the Jaslowski on my girl the other night, now I think she is completely in love.

by SmackDaddy 26 September 22, 2021

Jalowy

Noun: Fuck yeah!

Jalowy fuck yeah

by waruse February 14, 2010

Jablowme

The name given to some one who is a master of the googe

He is such a jablowme

by The googe master June 14, 2018

Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023