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From the Yiddish for "below average height"
"Hey Jaslow, can you pass me that hammer from the shelf up there?" "Nope, sorry I'm too Jaslow to reach it"
Jaslow by Dicktionarian March 23, 2009
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Jalloween 

A festive holiday native to St. Catharines which falls on the Sunday night of the SCRC Invite. Those who celebrate drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst donning a costume starting with the letter "J"
Clark really crossed the line by dressing as Jesus for Jalloween
Jalloween by invite July 13, 2009
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JaBlowForJacory 

Verb. NFL teams doing bad to draft Jacory Harris in the first round.
Jaquan: Those Indianapolis Colts JaBlowForJacory.
Jaquinton: Yea man they really are gonna get him with the first pick.
JaBlowForJacory by JaBlowForJacory November 29, 2011

The Jaslowski 

A Polish American sex move, that is accomplished when a woman sits on her partner's face receiving cunnilingus, however the giving partner would trap the woman's lower legs with their arms pressing their triceps over the woman's calves and wrapping their arms around her thighs. The woman would then lean back stretching out to lie on her back. The giving partner then traps the woman with their legs over the woman's upper torso, neck, or planting their feet; pinning her arms down. Finally, the giving partner uses the woman's preferred vibrator or their fingers to pleasure the woman while she is restrained.
So I used the Jaslowski on my girl the other night, now I think she is completely in love.
The Jaslowski by SmackDaddy 26 September 22, 2021
Jalowy fuck yeah
Jalowy by waruse February 14, 2010

Jablowme 

The name given to some one who is a master of the googe
He is such a jablowme
Jablowme by The googe master June 14, 2018

Haywood Jablowme 

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.
Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.
Haywood Jablowme by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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