Definitions by Dicktionarian

Turd Burglar

A sneaky impish person who lives off of stolen feces. Their relentless pursuit of fecal matter deprives them of any real human contact, as such they are detested by all civilized society.

Man, that David Eckstein is a real turd burglar.

Turd Burglar by Dicktionarian June 3, 2010

Jaslow

From the Yiddish for "below average height"

"Hey Jaslow, can you pass me that hammer from the shelf up there?" "Nope, sorry I'm too Jaslow to reach it"

Jaslow by Dicktionarian March 23, 2009