/jaSHən/ The joy of the unspoken expression of individuality with respect for the planet by exclusively supporting eco-friendly brands of apparel, accessories & decor, thereby elevating social consciousness as a new stylish jashion trend.
Did you notice that all of the Oscar winners were dressed very 'jashionable'?
He’s the most affectionate, passionate person you could ever meet. He can be clingy at times, but you still can’t stop talking to him. He would always listen to your problems, and never judges you. He is handsome and he has a high demand. Having a Jashon in your life is a blessing.
She is the best person you could ask for. she gives the perfect advices. you may feel like that is not what you want but in the end there is nothing more meaningful than what she said.
A gay person who would say they would smash their mom just to be funny but end up grossing everyone out and somehow hangs out with people who he doesn’t even know names just because they are the coolest gang at school he wears way too much cologne and is ugly as fu**. If you see one notify your school immediately,
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!