Jarsening

The act of sucking your dad’s dick

Alejandro: i was jarsening all night
Nick: ycuk

Jarsening by PooperLooping May 21, 2021

Jerseying 

The act of reaching over somebody and pulling their shirt (or jersey) over their heads, but not off, so their arms are not usable for fighting or defending themselves. They also can't see.

Typically a move for hockey fights.

Example of Jerseying: "That guy got jerseyed!"

Jerseying by fungku July 1, 2009

Jaylening 

The act of flaking on meeting a friend you met on xbox when they are closest to you

Me: Yeah, man. I just talked to him and he said he can't meet up even though I gave him clear warning that I was coming.

Friend: Wow, he seriously was jaylening you?

Jaylening by Rofl Gun September 5, 2012

jargoning 

To use jargon specific to an area of expertise you and at least one of the people you're talking to understands that is unfamiliar to other people around you; thus excluding them from your conversation.

Civil engineering student 1: "Hey, check out that spiral reinforced column over there, I wonder what the dead load is on that member?"

Civil engineering student 2: "About as much as I load on your mom every night."

Dumbass arstie: "Despite the jargoning, I understand you just burned your friend pretty good, huh?"

jargoning by Swyss April 28, 2007

Jareding 

When you fuck up something beyond belief.

Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.

Jareding by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010

Jarvexing 

Jarvexing - annoyed so jarring and veixing in one so really annoyed

"have you heard about the new Essex word"

"Nah man what is it"

"Bare Jarvexing"

"That seems so cool"

"It means jarring and vexing in one"

" So basically really annoyed"

Jarvexing by Bo4 badboy October 24, 2018

Jareding 

To be a Jared

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs

Jareding by JacenDinne April 3, 2019