any group of obnoxious, raucous teenage girls from Jersey who blast horrible music, don't understand chemistry, and make weird noises at unseemly hours in the morning
4:30 A.M.:
Jerseydemic 1: Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again 'til I get it riiiiight!
Jerseydemic 2: I don't understand Boyle's law, meow!
Jerseydemic 3: AAAAYOP!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.