Definitions by Swyss

pooch 

The combination of the anus and vagina, basically a 'poo cooch'

I saw some weird pooch porn the other day. As gross as it was it was kind of a turn on...

pooch by Swyss December 25, 2008

jargoning 

To use jargon specific to an area of expertise you and at least one of the people you're talking to understands that is unfamiliar to other people around you; thus excluding them from your conversation.

Civil engineering student 1: "Hey, check out that spiral reinforced column over there, I wonder what the dead load is on that member?"

Civil engineering student 2: "About as much as I load on your mom every night."

Dumbass arstie: "Despite the jargoning, I understand you just burned your friend pretty good, huh?"

jargoning by Swyss April 28, 2007