Definitions by hobrarian

Diagnored 

To ignore symptoms that should be diagnosed and tell the patient, it's nothing."

I showed the doctor a mole that looked like cancer and he diagnored me.

Diagnored by hobrarian June 12, 2015

Coach-hole 

A coach who is a total asshole.

We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.

Coach-hole by hobrarian December 12, 2010

Snarkagogy 

1. The profession or function of offering snide remarks; sarcasm.
2. The art or science of snarking; esp., instruction in methods.

When Greg offered prizes for backchannel comments, it was pure snarkagogy.

Snarkagogy by hobrarian August 17, 2010

train wreck

An online discussion thread that gets out of control. It often splits into conflict and an off-topic discussion. Like a train wreck, it 'moves quickly' because people are posting faster than they are reading the responses.

That Yahoo news forum on Dubya is such a train wreck. People are yelling and talking about terrorists. I can't keep up with it.

train wreck by hobrarian January 18, 2009

Jargonator 

A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.

When Jonathan speaks, I don’t understand a word he says. He’s such a Jargonator!

Jargonator by hobrarian January 12, 2009

Man TV 

A 50" or larger television. The typical man tv is a large plasma HDTV with surround sound. The more features, the more manly the tv is.

I can actually see the puck when I watch hockey on my man tv.

Man TV by hobrarian January 9, 2009

Keyholio 

Someone who is so crazy to get their key back, they act like Cornholio. Keyholio is obsessed with the key, rather than the bunghole.

When that girl moved to the admin building, Randy was acting like Keyholio trying to get her office key back.

Keyholio by hobrarian November 1, 2008