Jargonator

A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.

When Jonathan speaks, I don’t understand a word he says. He’s such a Jargonator!

by hobrarian January 12, 2009

panny

A nastyass skank who puts everything down.

Stop being such a panny and say something nice for a change.

by hobrarian May 31, 2006

hobrarian

A library chick who seems really sweet and nice and shy when out. But, once you get her alone turns into a raging sexual freak.

Sara is great at her job as a librarian in Texas, but when you get her alone, she turns into a total hobrarian.

by hobrarian May 21, 2006

Coach-hole

A coach who is a total asshole.

We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.

by hobrarian December 12, 2010

ash wednesday

creepy cathylick holiday where they walk around with death symbols on their foreheads

Dude looks like he was dork-slapped by a mechanic. Oh yeah, I forgot it's Ash Wednesday.

by hobrarian March 03, 2004

train wreck

An online discussion thread that gets out of control. It often splits into conflict and an off-topic discussion. Like a train wreck, it 'moves quickly' because people are posting faster than they are reading the responses.

That Yahoo news forum on Dubya is such a train wreck. People are yelling and talking about terrorists. I can't keep up with it.

by hobrarian January 18, 2009

Diagnored

To ignore symptoms that should be diagnosed and tell the patient, it's nothing."

I showed the doctor a mole that looked like cancer and he diagnored me.

by hobrarian June 12, 2015