hobrarian's definitions

hobrarian

A library chick who seems really sweet and nice and shy when out. But, once you get her alone turns into a raging sexual freak.

Sara is great at her job as a librarian in Texas, but when you get her alone, she turns into a total hobrarian.

by hobrarian May 21, 2006

panny

A nastyass skank who puts everything down.

Stop being such a panny and say something nice for a change.

by hobrarian May 31, 2006

Man TV

A 50" or larger television. The typical man tv is a large plasma HDTV with surround sound. The more features, the more manly the tv is.

I can actually see the puck when I watch hockey on my man tv.

by hobrarian January 9, 2009

Snarkagogy

1. The profession or function of offering snide remarks; sarcasm.
2. The art or science of snarking; esp., instruction in methods.

When Greg offered prizes for backchannel comments, it was pure snarkagogy.

by hobrarian August 17, 2010

Jargonator

A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.

When Jonathan speaks, I don’t understand a word he says. He’s such a Jargonator!

by hobrarian January 12, 2009

Diagnored

To ignore symptoms that should be diagnosed and tell the patient, it's nothing."

I showed the doctor a mole that looked like cancer and he diagnored me.

by hobrarian June 12, 2015

ash wednesday

creepy cathylick holiday where they walk around with death symbols on their foreheads

Dude looks like he was dork-slapped by a mechanic. Oh yeah, I forgot it's Ash Wednesday.

by hobrarian March 3, 2004