A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.
by hobrarian January 12, 2009

Speech or writing having unusual or pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing, and vague meaning.
Slang or Lingo
Slang or Lingo
"I'm just not up on all the jargon."
by SilverStar January 13, 2005

noun, a person prone to the excessive employ, in normal conversation, of any type of jargon (be it medical or corporate).
by Stratwich May 15, 2009

by SlickSerpent99 April 08, 2017

Elder demon of tech support. Summoned on command to confuse and/or impress customers and/or women.
Level:49
Type:Fire
Level:49
Type:Fire
1. Use technical terms and Jargon to impress the customer.
2. Use black magic and Jargon to harvest the customer's soul.
2. Use black magic and Jargon to harvest the customer's soul.
by Jargon!! April 21, 2010

by Goushuu-Jin October 09, 2003

jar.gon Any complicated word specific to one category of expertise.
i.e. Medicine: Medical jargon would be a complicated diagnosis or term used by a doctor nurse or someone involved in the medical community. Jargon is typically used by douchebags who think they're hot shit by knowing words you don't, when in reality they are just gay.
i.e. Medicine: Medical jargon would be a complicated diagnosis or term used by a doctor nurse or someone involved in the medical community. Jargon is typically used by douchebags who think they're hot shit by knowing words you don't, when in reality they are just gay.
Person 1: Ow man, my head hurts.
Person 2(douchebag): Ahh, you mean your cranium.
Person 1: Don't bring that shit here, throwing down some straight up medical jargon.
Person 2(douchebag): Ahh, you mean your cranium.
Person 1: Don't bring that shit here, throwing down some straight up medical jargon.
by defusious January 07, 2009
