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The most amazing pairing in the universe consisting of James Maslow and Carlos Pena from Big Time Rush.
If you don't ship Jarlos, gtfo.
Jarlos by beepboopbop1 November 5, 2011
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A musty muslim with a fascination with tiny chat, finding the girls with little to none for bankroll, guy in the strip club eating breakfast, 9 years in a community college. Can be found typically outside of your local arby's and the club at 12am with 9-10 other individuals with just as much grease and cologne in the club as a sid burns individual would to cover up over having a shower
taxi driver immigants jardoo is thirsty tinychat dirtbag 36 years old jardoo to all please guys 5 minutes! guys just five!
Jardoo by Leightonmeestr November 25, 2011

Jardon flu

The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.
He got the Jardon flu, he's creating a new channel.
Jardon flu by MichaelFrost September 6, 2018

Hugh Jardon 

My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!
Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."
Hugh Jardon by The Hunter May 28, 2004

Pulling a Jardot 

To simultaneously vomit and shit all over the place.
Friend 1: “Oh, no! Tim is pulling a Jardot all over the place!”
Friend 2: “Clean that shit up, man!”
Friend 1: “I can’t! There’s too much! It’s everywhere!”
something that sounds like swedish, but is not. is used, when somebody refers to you in swedish, but your swedish skills equal to none.
Sven Svenson:"Hur funkar det rent praktiskt?"
You: "jarlog!"
jarlog by mees August 24, 2004