Jardoted

When you shit all over the place while intoxicated

That dumbass just jardoted all over the place. We have to clean up all this assholes Jardot!

by Beatsboy75 June 13, 2018

Pulling a Jardot

To simultaneously vomit and shit all over the place.

Friend 1: “Oh, no! Tim is pulling a Jardot all over the place!”
Friend 2: “Clean that shit up, man!”
Friend 1: “I can’t! There’s too much! It’s everywhere!”

by Myuscle_Man June 13, 2018