Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.
JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
by CKYass September 28, 2009
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