4 definitions by Nigel Riley-Monk
zhäk - kü -'stO
1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.
by Nigel Riley-Monk August 17, 2005
Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr
Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)
Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)
When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.
by Nigel Riley-Monk August 17, 2005
Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.
by Nigel Riley-Monk August 17, 2005
('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)
The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.
(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)
The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.
(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)
Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.
by Nigel Riley-Monk August 17, 2005