Definitions by CKYass
Jaques Cousteau
Noun. Any jackass who thinks they know something about animal life, and spits useless, public knowledge about the mating, eating or hunting habits of animals.
JC: Hey did you know giraffes were born with long necks so they can eat the leaves from trees.
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
Person: Hey Jaques Cousteau, thanks for the info retard...Ive known that since kindergarden
Jaques Cousteau by CKYass September 28, 2009