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Jaquaviontavious 

Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.
Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.

Jarquaviontavious 

Jarquaviontavious (Shortened to Jarquavious) is a name for a TALL ASS AFRICAN AMERICAN who gon steal yo hoe in a min. Jarquaviontavious avarages around 6'3 and is a perfectly created human. Lightskin with perfect 4A-B curls and gawd even a dude will fall for him. Hell even an animal.

And on god when I say he gon steal ur hoe in a min. You probably not even gonna know it. You are gonna fall asleep w ur bitch and wake up with him right between yall. Of course you aint mad cuz I know you tryna tap that perfect boy Jarquavious. And if you do get mad, he gon beat yo ass into another ethnicity. But if you fw the nigga, he just might not hit you.
Whos that beautiful, god made no mistake on, tall, lightskin dude?

Thats Jarquaviontavious right there. Why you lookin at him tho? You straight as hell.

Omm ion give a fuck.
Jarquaviontavious by luvjarque June 14, 2023

jaqueveontavious 

He’s 9.10ft he weighs 350 pounds 0.1% body fat he’s six years old and likes to beat squirrels
Yo that kid looks like a jaqueveontavious right?
jaqueveontavious by Dndnskjwhsgdjekksj September 25, 2021

jaquaviontorious 

original inventor and poster of spongebob irony, also known as Laboratory Jaquaviontorious DaQuan Homosex Abeed XVI.
Guy 1: Do you know who Jaquaviontorious is?
Guy 2: No
jaquaviontorious by octavetoast January 21, 2022
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