Jarquaviontavious

Jarquaviontavious (Shortened to Jarquavious) is a name for a TALL ASS AFRICAN AMERICAN who gon steal yo hoe in a min. Jarquaviontavious avarages around 6'3 and is a perfectly created human. Lightskin with perfect 4A-B curls and gawd even a dude will fall for him. Hell even an animal.

And on god when I say he gon steal ur hoe in a min. You probably not even gonna know it. You are gonna fall asleep w ur bitch and wake up with him right between yall. Of course you aint mad cuz I know you tryna tap that perfect boy Jarquavious. And if you do get mad, he gon beat yo ass into another ethnicity. But if you fw the nigga, he just might not hit you.

Whos that beautiful, god made no mistake on, tall, lightskin dude?

Thats Jarquaviontavious right there. Why you lookin at him tho? You straight as hell.

Omm ion give a fuck.

Jarquaviontavious by luvjarque June 14, 2023

jaquaviontavious

jaquaviontavious is the 6”3 lightskin with curly hair that can steal your girl in one second.

sean:ay jaquaviontavious what it do
jaquaviontavious: pipin yo bitch

jaquaviontavious by Iamirresponsibleinways September 24, 2020

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Jaquaviontavious

Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.

Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.

Jaquaviontavious by IputFurriesInGasChambers March 7, 2022

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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