Jarquaviontavious

Jarquaviontavious (Shortened to Jarquavious) is a name for a TALL ASS AFRICAN AMERICAN who gon steal yo hoe in a min. Jarquaviontavious avarages around 6'3 and is a perfectly created human. Lightskin with perfect 4A-B curls and gawd even a dude will fall for him. Hell even an animal.

And on god when I say he gon steal ur hoe in a min. You probably not even gonna know it. You are gonna fall asleep w ur bitch and wake up with him right between yall. Of course you aint mad cuz I know you tryna tap that perfect boy Jarquavious. And if you do get mad, he gon beat yo ass into another ethnicity. But if you fw the nigga, he just might not hit you.

Whos that beautiful, god made no mistake on, tall, lightskin dude?

Thats Jarquaviontavious right there. Why you lookin at him tho? You straight as hell.

Omm ion give a fuck.

Jarquaviontavious by luvjarque June 14, 2023

jaquaviontavious

jaquaviontavious is the 6”3 lightskin with curly hair that can steal your girl in one second.

sean:ay jaquaviontavious what it do
jaquaviontavious: pipin yo bitch

jaquaviontavious by Iamirresponsibleinways September 24, 2020

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Jaquaviontavious

Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.

Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.

Jaquaviontavious by IputFurriesInGasChambers March 7, 2022

kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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