jaquaviontorious

original inventor and poster of spongebob irony, also known as Laboratory Jaquaviontorious DaQuan Homosex Abeed XVI.

Guy 1: Do you know who Jaquaviontorious is?
Guy 2: No

by octavetoast January 21, 2022

jaquaviontavious

jaquaviontavious is the 6”3 lightskin with curly hair that can steal your girl in one second.

sean:ay jaquaviontavious what it do
jaquaviontavious: pipin yo bitch

by Iamirresponsibleinways September 24, 2020

Jaquaviontavious

Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.

Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.

by IputFurriesInGasChambers March 7, 2022