Jaquaviontavios, Jaquavious for short, is a tall, African American, that will steal yo hoe in 2 seconds. He is handsome, and likes to play basketball, but watch out though bc this nigga will run fades w yo ass if he c u do something goofy.
Jaquaviontavious: ey was good fool, imma steal yo girl nigga.
Connor: noo!111!11 please jaquavious i beg!!11!!
Jaquaviontavious: ima fuck u up on sight.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!