Japorn 

Ja-P-orn = Japanese Porn. Just fuse those two words together and shorten accordingly.

Mr Otachi: Ai, this is great Japorn, really turn me on.

Japorn by Skyboy September 23, 2005

Japorn 

A term used to indicate extreme frustration at someone; generally calling the other person a 'japorn'.

"You japorn! You drank my tea!"
"Get out of my sight, you freaking japorn!"

Japorn by TheLegendofPie August 25, 2013

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

japernuz 

The cool way to spell/say japanese

David: "miyageta yazora no hoshi tachi no hikari."

Auhbon: "That there dun sounds like japernuz to me"

japernuz by VGKdavid March 30, 2009

japornime 

A combination word for Japanese anime porn. Commonly known as "Hentai", it is more casually referred to as anime porn, or Japornime.

Like most porn, and most anime for that matter, there tends to be little or no coherent plot. Unlike regular anime, however, whose popularity is entirely confusing due to this lack of intrinsic value, Japornime rewards your sitting through insane plots by using it as an excuse for bizzare and often physically impossible feats of sexual depravity, such as tentacle rape.

Japornime can be used simply for the sheer enjoyment of it, or, in the broader category of shock media, Japornime is often inflicted upon unwitting viewers with the intent to shock and disgust. La Blue Girl is an excellent example of this type of Japornime, whereas many other Japornime films shock mostly by being pedophillic or incestuous.

I don't think I'll ever be the same again after you showed me that clit-penis scene. God damn Japornime.

japornime by funkywizard November 1, 2010

Japoon 

Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.

"I saw a Japoon at the mall yesterday."

Japoon by t4eXanadu March 8, 2008

Japornimation 

Pornographic japanese animation.

Did you see that japornimation with the chick that grew a double dick and fucked that other chick doggie style and penetrated both holes?

Japornimation by Connie Lingus December 15, 2003