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happy. Seen on sign on Mexican-American border.
Japi Nu Yeer!
I'm so japi you're playing bassoon!
japi by somebody BLONDE! March 4, 2008
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he’s a very nice person that loves to play sports. He’s unique and the nicest person you will ever meet. If you find a japi in your life you are very lucky. He’s a cool friend and an even better best friend.
Dude japi came over yesterday and we watched Netflix
Japi by Doglover101010 June 28, 2019
Related Words
Japin • japi • Japican • Japigape • japigga • Japina • Japichikan • Japicular • Japid • japie
This term is used in Japanese lesbian S&M culture to refer to the "dom" in a relationship. The word was formed as a "Japlish" contraction for "a Japanese captain".

The term has been expanded to mean the domineering head of any Japanese-run organization; especially when used to describe an organization peopled by non-Japanese who are subservient to a Japanese boss. Usually expressed sarcastically as a reference to "my Japitan".

The term was purportedly first applied to Akiko Toida an infamous female pervert.
Yes, my Japitan, I will do as you have said immediately.
Japitan by verbiage November 17, 2011
Noun
1. A hypothetical country that is a cross between China and Japan
1. This Chow-Mein Ramen mix came from Japina. Its a sooo good!
Japina by Steven Kincaid March 28, 2009

Happy Japing 

Japing (wanking into an old or new sock) followed by slapping people who are younger round you with this dirty sock. Invented by the 2007 Ryle House Lower 6th. Founded by Joe Carr-Hill
Hey higgins i think we should go happy japing.
Yeah go on that would be a right laugh. I think we should get the 4th form
Great idea you assclown! Now Suck my ridges!
Happy Japing by Assclown United December 12, 2007

japiemon 

Few have ever seen the Japiemon, and even fewer have lived to tell the tale, but one thing is for sure; this pyromaniac and the Baroness of the Snowman is relentless and will not yield its thirst for more nom until all have fallen.

So beware.

It strikes when you least expect it, but you'll know. Oh you'll know and a chill will sliver down your spine as you hear in the dark night, the chilling call of the Japiemon, "jerp....jerpie..."
A japiemon is on its hunt, run for your life.

Watch out, it's japiemon.
japiemon by beemsum November 29, 2011

Al Japino 

Discovered by the romans, Alinus Japenus was used to describe clunge, a womans vagina. The phrase was later translated into Al Japino. It can be used to describe anything that excitess you, ie guam virgins.
Anal fisting gives me a massive al japino.
Al Japino by the glitter June 8, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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