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Janka
Janka is an amazing girl who thinks so little of herself, but she’ll be one of the greatest people you ever know. She beautiful, enough to strike a man dead with one stare. Smarter than all others, able to ace any test. Funnier than the best comedians, making you laugh till you can’t anymore. She will always be there for you and will keep your secrets. She acts so kind and sweet and will care for you no matter what. She says she’s toxic and fake, but don’t believe it. She is better than the kindest of souls. She always talks about how she never deserves any of your care and kindness, but that is just an excuse to give more. Always treat Janka right, and you’ll have the best life ever.
Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
Janka by JoshTurnerRipOff December 5, 2019
Jank city
Something that is overwhelmingly janky or a large accumulation of janky items all in the same place.
Jank city by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
Janik
Janik is a boy who would do anything for his friends and family. He would never admit it, but he cares more about people than he realizes. He hides his true emotions because he doesn’t want other people to have to deal with it. If you have a Janik in your life hold on tight, if you let go for a second he’ll disappear. Janik likes to keep things simple, structured, and organized, however he is full of surprises. If Janik is comfortable around you you’ll see a whole new person. If you have a Janik in your life you know you can always rely on him to cheer you up and support you, but remember that he needs you as well. Janik never opens up about his emotions unless it’s to someone really close to him, such as a lover, and when he does be sure to take it seriously because he does not do it often. Love Janik with all your heart, because all he really wants is to be loved and cared for.
Janik by MooseLooksEverywhere May 31, 2021
Jank city
Something that is overwhelming janky or an accumulation of multiple janky items/people all in the same place.
Jank city by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
slav jank
Slav Jank is a specific type of video game made in Russia or former Soviet Union satellite states. Slav Jank is known for it's surreal atmosphere, low to moderate quality, and poor localization. Slav Jank often leaves it's players in a state of confusion or emotional disquiet. Examples include "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." "Pathologic" "You Are Empty" and "Kreed."
slav jank by TheAussieBlue July 4, 2020
Jankiins
From the latin word of genitalia jankiins refers to a curse word which translate from the aizkrauklian language meaning ''Fuck your face''
Jankiins by The Aizkraulian February 7, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026