(1) a
derogatory term that can be used to describe any of
the following: an unkind soul, an old coot (especially wrinkly and/or saggy), a gooch, and
anything else that is thought to be unpleasant and/or unnaturally filthy (and/or yucky) in the eyes of the user
(2) anything attached to your downstairs
(3) (adj.) anything thought to be extraordinarily wonderful in equality