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January first

if you know someone who’s born on this day you have been cursed. this person is loved by everyone even if their a total bitch. when you get close to this person you see their soft and sweet side. you will love this person instantly. they tend to be literal crackheads. this person will say the rudest shit to you when you guys are close but never let anyone else say anything mean. hold on to this person, they may be a bitch but no matter what you’ll love them and they’ll love you.
“you were born on January first? Wow i love you already.”
January first by finnswoter October 19, 2019

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho
"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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