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January first

if you know someone who’s born on this day you have been cursed. this person is loved by everyone even if their a total bitch. when you get close to this person you see their soft and sweet side. you will love this person instantly. they tend to be literal crackheads. this person will say the rudest shit to you when you guys are close but never let anyone else say anything mean. hold on to this person, they may be a bitch but no matter what you’ll love them and they’ll love you.
“you were born on January first? Wow i love you already.”
January first by finnswoter October 19, 2019

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho
"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail
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