January First

January first is a special day to be born. This day isn't only new years but if you were born on this day you are perfect. January first is Perfectionist Day! Stay calm, and be perfect💕🤞🏻

"Today is January first, i need to be perfect today" ~He said.

January First by January first November 11, 2019

January first

if you know someone who’s born on this day you have been cursed. this person is loved by everyone even if their a total bitch. when you get close to this person you see their soft and sweet side. you will love this person instantly. they tend to be literal crackheads. this person will say the rudest shit to you when you guys are close but never let anyone else say anything mean. hold on to this person, they may be a bitch but no matter what you’ll love them and they’ll love you.

“you were born on January first? Wow i love you already.”

January first by finnswoter October 19, 2019

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

January First by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008