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An amazing, beautiful, perfect girl who has a big rack and junk in the trunk. She's short and smart enough to kiss major ass!
Wow. I wish I had a girlfriend like Jantzyn.
Jantzyn by Hollyhock May 12, 2014
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A girl who surprises you with some new amazing quality each and every day. She's strikingly beautiful and probably the funniest girl you know. The coolest and most unique person ever. Getting her to laugh or smile is the most rewarding thing you can do. She's adorable and amazing balled up into one, and there will never be anyone like her. Everyone who really understands her realizes that they are in the company of a truly wonderful person and feels blessed. Jantzen makes you feel like the world is the great place it's supposed to be.
I didn't feel like life was all that great, then I got to know Jantzen.
Jantzen by Pynchowned September 28, 2014
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Jantzens are hot, sexy, sweet guys that absolutely love to spend time with the ones they love so dearly. They are so remarkable, determined, and hard working toward their goals. They are sensitive and get worried a little easily, but they are open and honest to those they are close to. They can easily attract any dream girl they want easily just from their personality alone. Their sweet, masculine, nurturing personality makes them irresistible. They are super loyal, and are the bestest friends/boyfriends you could ever have. The one thing that makes them even more amazing is that they have high values and they are super physically attractive as well. They are literally the full package of a dream guy. Don't let fear hold you back from the life of your dreams jantzens!!
HANNAH: "Wow!! Jantzen is so sweet and kind, my gosh he is so freaking handsome!!"

BRINDY: "I know right!!"
Jantzen by Psychopathia1177421A March 24, 2022
The action of avoiding questions and situations not well known to the person involved. May also be used as an adjective to describe someone avoiding situations. The word originates from the name of a biology teacher who did not know what he was teaching so he used powerpoints from www.biologyjunction.com to teach the class and himself. Whenever confronted with a question he would give the response "Just do your best"
1. He totally just "jantzened" out of answering that question.

2. That's so "jantzen"
Jantzen by Just Do Your Best November 21, 2010
Jantzen is a word that has dual meanings.
1. To userp an undeserved posistion without any qualifications and or through nepotism or sexual favors.

2. To assualt without proper cause a fellow employee at your place of work or employement.
1. That guy "jantzened" his way into that job because he's sleeping with his boss.

2. I hate that dude because he's smarter and better looking than me. I think Im going to go "jantzen" him with my fist upside his head.
Jantzen by sputukus March 14, 2008
Jantzen is a hot Cali kid that pulls all the girls
That kid is such a Jantzen
Jantzen by JZTV00 November 21, 2021
Asian male with a large dick. Jantzen's will usually make racist jokes but it’s ok because they are really funny, plus he’ll have a pass. Jantzen’s won’t really care a lot about school, instead they will care about their social life, and having strong relationships with all their friends and family. Jantzen’s will always put others before them selves. Over all Jantzen’s are nice people who are always hot and pull all the girls
That guy is such a jantzen
Jantzen by JZTV00 November 22, 2021
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