Janopause

There are two definitions for 'Janopause':

1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

1)
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.

2)
Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?

by buckonz January 6, 2012

Manopause

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.

When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.

by Woodbilly May 14, 2011

janousek

To take pictures of food, desserts, cakes and drinks while traveling and post them on social media for a wider audience.
Derived from the famous traveling Czech translator Pavel Janousek.

New country, new city on my trip. Finally I got a chance to janousek properly again and ordered an awesome T-bone steak. Look at these pictures!

by Not The Guru January 30, 2020

janoušek

To take pictures of, share to a wider audience (preferrably on social media) and simply enjoy good food from all over the world, which includes cakes, ice-cream and other dessert. Spelling "janousek" can also be accepted.

Have a look at these food pictures from last night! I often janoušek together with my colleagues. The starter, the main course and the dessert - it was so tasty!

by Not The Guru November 7, 2019

Manopause

A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.

Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,

He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch

"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"

"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"

by Bigabongo June 11, 2020

Manopause

A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”, cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot golf and vote republican. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.

"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Wagner screamed at the kids playing next door. What happend to him? they asked each other, one kid whispered "my mom says he's got manopause"

by Paul Lowry April 16, 2006

Manopause

A psychological condition in which a man in his mid to late 50s appears to have lost his mind and drives everyone around him insane with his crabbiness, irrationality, and flash temper. He may exhibit a "blame everyone else" approach when he is in the wrong. He may exhibit opinions that are completely opposite to what he used to have (ie. voting republican when he was a life long democrat or becoming a male chauvenistic pig when he always support women's liberation.)

"Mom, Dad just yelled at me for taking out the garbage. He said I was doing it wrong and got irrationally angry," said the teenaged daughter. "Yeah, he's in Manopause. Nothing he does makes sense anymore," said the mom.

by Daiseyheadmaisey August 5, 2008