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Ranktarded

The condition where all gaming skill vanishes when you enter a ranked server. Symptoms include poor aim, questionable decisions, and the sudden inability to remember basic game mechanics.
I was dominating until I stepped into ranked—then I activated my special ability, being "ranktarded". Suddenly, I forget how to aim, my reflexes slow to dial-up speed, and I make decisions that would embarrass a bot
Ranktarded by H20zone January 29, 2025
Words you can keep

Radtarded 

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."
Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 5, 2009

Radtarded 


Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.






I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.

Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 7, 2009

ranktard 

the act of getting "ranktarded", being extremely drunk and retarded
typically people living on westminster tend to get ranktarded
dude i got sooo ranktarded last night i dont remember anything!!!
ranktard by Hanielle August 26, 2010

Rontarded 

When someone is so inept at life that people with developmental disabilities make fun of them.
David: Did you see that toothless guy looking at toothbrushes?

Trevor: he must be Rontarded.
Rontarded by Jar of Flies July 12, 2011

Racetarded

One who knows nothing about what the term 'Racism' and say people are racist when it's not racist at all.
"That guy over there is really black."

-"Dude you're so racist."

"That wasn't racist; it was a fact. You're so racetarded."
Racetarded by Epic*Man May 1, 2014

Razetarded 

1) The ability to take a simple, mundane task and completely and categorically fail at it in new and exciting ways.

2) Describing someone so incredibly stupid, it's borders on inhuman.
1) Man, it took you 40 years to learn how to tie your shoes? That's razetarded.

2) You went out to drink with some darkies? That's pretty razetarded right there.

Dedicated to the WoW guild Raze, of Winterhoof.
Razetarded by Whappppp April 20, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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