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Ranktarded

The condition where all gaming skill vanishes when you enter a ranked server. Symptoms include poor aim, questionable decisions, and the sudden inability to remember basic game mechanics.
I was dominating until I stepped into ranked—then I activated my special ability, being "ranktarded". Suddenly, I forget how to aim, my reflexes slow to dial-up speed, and I make decisions that would embarrass a bot
Ranktarded by H20zone January 29, 2025
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Radtarded 

Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."
Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 5, 2009

Radtarded 


Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.






I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.

Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 7, 2009

ranktard 

the act of getting "ranktarded", being extremely drunk and retarded
typically people living on westminster tend to get ranktarded
dude i got sooo ranktarded last night i dont remember anything!!!
ranktard by Hanielle August 26, 2010

Rontarded 

When someone is so inept at life that people with developmental disabilities make fun of them.
David: Did you see that toothless guy looking at toothbrushes?

Trevor: he must be Rontarded.
Rontarded by Jar of Flies July 12, 2011

Racetarded

One who knows nothing about what the term 'Racism' and say people are racist when it's not racist at all.
"That guy over there is really black."

-"Dude you're so racist."

"That wasn't racist; it was a fact. You're so racetarded."
Racetarded by Epic*Man May 1, 2014

Razetarded 

1) The ability to take a simple, mundane task and completely and categorically fail at it in new and exciting ways.

2) Describing someone so incredibly stupid, it's borders on inhuman.
1) Man, it took you 40 years to learn how to tie your shoes? That's razetarded.

2) You went out to drink with some darkies? That's pretty razetarded right there.

Dedicated to the WoW guild Raze, of Winterhoof.
Razetarded by Whappppp April 20, 2009