Janesing 

the act of being unfaithful towards ones partner

I think my partner is janesing.

Janesing by Cardinalsiren90 January 23, 2025

Jamesing it 

Chasing your dream in the best possible way, but you ultimately fail in the most horrific fashion.

Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.

"Man that guy is really jamesing it."

Jamesing it by The Seamanator February 26, 2015

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee 

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.

Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009

Jonesing for that hang 

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.

Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

Jonesing for that hang by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019

Jamesing

Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.

I was Jamesing because I'm a virgin. Goddamn, I'm a James!

Yours sincerely,

James

Jamesing by #SoNotAJames November 19, 2020

jonesing for a bonesing 

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

John Paul Jonesing 

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.

After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin

John Paul Jonesing by Little Walken December 24, 2010