Jan'ing 

A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from middle aged men. Jan'ing can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.

I Jan'ed my face off last night man, I had 4 espresso martinis, sexted my new intern at 4am, and threw a fit when my dinner had cilantro on it.

My parents told me that I've been Jan'ing too much and they are disappointed in my behavior, I was officially uninvited for family Christmas and its still July.

Jan'ing by Jewsian Ancestry September 19, 2022

Janing 

The act of beginning an in-depth Star Trek monologue in the middle of a romantic moment.

Svetlana: "The only way I could get him to stop janing last night was to just kiss him again."

Janing by c4ffe1ne_add1ct May 16, 2011

Janing 

(verb) Is the act of a certain Daydreamer to be able to fuck her boi.

Day: I'm gonna be janing all night with you Jay~ uwu

Janing by JayKayDizzel August 31, 2019

mary janing 

deepthroating a bong to the furthest of your capabilities, inhaling the smoke then exhaling while sticking your tongue out

Yo, make sure to clean off the bong when you're done mary janing

mary janing by anna#banana January 31, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019