Jan'ing 

A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from middle aged men. Jan'ing can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.

I Jan'ed my face off last night man, I had 4 espresso martinis, sexted my new intern at 4am, and threw a fit when my dinner had cilantro on it.

My parents told me that I've been Jan'ing too much and they are disappointed in my behavior, I was officially uninvited for family Christmas and its still July.

Jan'ing by Jewsian Ancestry September 19, 2022

Janing 

The act of beginning an in-depth Star Trek monologue in the middle of a romantic moment.

Svetlana: "The only way I could get him to stop janing last night was to just kiss him again."

Janing by c4ffe1ne_add1ct May 16, 2011

Janing 

(verb) Is the act of a certain Daydreamer to be able to fuck her boi.

Day: I'm gonna be janing all night with you Jay~ uwu

Janing by JayKayDizzel August 31, 2019

mary janing 

deepthroating a bong to the furthest of your capabilities, inhaling the smoke then exhaling while sticking your tongue out

Yo, make sure to clean off the bong when you're done mary janing

mary janing by anna#banana January 31, 2024

Baby Janing

Late Attempt to make up after treating someone poorly

You are baby janing me with these gifts but it won’t make up for how you treated me

Baby Janing by Bopsybipsy August 23, 2026