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A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from middle aged men. Jan'ing can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.
I Jan'ed my face off last night man, I had 4 espresso martinis, sexted my new intern at 4am, and threw a fit when my dinner had cilantro on it.

My parents told me that I've been Jan'ing too much and they are disappointed in my behavior, I was officially uninvited for family Christmas and its still July.
Jan'ing by Jewsian Ancestry September 19, 2022
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The act of beginning an in-depth Star Trek monologue in the middle of a romantic moment.
Svetlana: "The only way I could get him to stop janing last night was to just kiss him again."
Janing by c4ffe1ne_add1ct May 16, 2011
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(verb) Is the act of a certain Daydreamer to be able to fuck her boi.
Day: I'm gonna be janing all night with you Jay~ uwu
Janing by JayKayDizzel August 31, 2019

mary janing 

deepthroating a bong to the furthest of your capabilities, inhaling the smoke then exhaling while sticking your tongue out
Yo, make sure to clean off the bong when you're done mary janing
mary janing by anna#banana January 31, 2024
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026