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Some one that is driving very slowly in front of you while you are in a hurry.
This damn jamoock will not speed up!
Jamoock by gangster345343 February 19, 2009
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The country Jamaica. Capital: Kingston
As in "Welcome to Jamrock" by Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley
Jamrock by Lil Sweezy October 8, 2005
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Jamsocks 

Generally a for name someone who wears his/her trousers too high. The name is derived from the little-known phrase "they should put some jam in their socks and invite their trousers down for dinner" the subject is then refered to as "jamsocks"
person #1 " their trousers are too high, they should put some jam in their socks and invite them down for dinner" person #2 "yup, that's jamsocks
Jamsocks by falj fkjkj bk r April 19, 2011

Jamockin 

pertains to a person that is hideous, beastial, ugly, monstrous. a way to describe someone that is so ugly that they combine all of ugly words togther.
Did you see what Jessica wearing?? She looked like a big jamockin in that dress.
Jamockin by RennRenn July 15, 2009
idiot, loser, lamebrained, you know, a jamook.
Il trente jamok!!!.......
Jamook by VAKI5 January 20, 2005
A person who talks Jamaican slang intermixed with cockney sayings. Constantly switches from a cockney to Jamaican accent.
Example of Jamockney "Alright geezer, what a gwan ?"
Jamockney by Venomm October 6, 2012
a person of mental or physical incompetence, due to their own lack of grace and social aptitude.
Brett Favre used to be great, now he's just a big jamook.(n)
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)

additional uses:

jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers

jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.

jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.
jamook by the Y network January 17, 2011
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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