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adj. (Spanish - Literal translation: Female Ham) Pronunciation: Ha-moh-nah.

It is said of the female that reaches her late adult years without a husband/wife. It was previously attributed to females that never got married or had verifiable long-term human companionship. However, recent social connotations include divorced women, especially those who married early in her adulthood, divorced quickly, and never got married or had long-term relationships again. These women are notorious for their sad lonely eyes and their irrational love for their pets.
Poor woman, she divorced at 24 and has been jamona ever since.
Jamona by Grrror September 17, 2011
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originated from the greek word, "Juh-Mon-UH"

It is a phrase shouted in ecstasy originally coined by Micheal Jackson. Could also be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
"Happy Birthday"

"JAMONA!!!"
jamona by vince silveira February 6, 2008
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noun; a monorail. combination of JA (the) MONA(rail) Pronouced jā-MOH-nuh
JAMONA!!!!
jamona by Mannis Bannis August 20, 2010
Damn, that nigga is a Jamoat!
Jamoat by Jamoat January 30, 2020
She's most defiantly that bitch ! She's smart , pretty , has a nice body , has nice hair. She'll fight any bitch so don't try her. She's nice and funny. She has hoes but doesn't even give them the time of day.
Jayona is the real definition of a bad bitch.
Jayona by BestDressedOverDressed February 12, 2018
Jayona. Young, Beautiful , Wealthy, And Smart. Teachers See Her As A Sweetheart But Everyone Else Catches Hell. Can Be Low Down Depending On The Situations But Other Times Nice, Giving, And Caring . Jayona Loves Boys But Pulls Both . Jayona Has Many Friends And Many Hoes. But That Does Not Affect Her. Jayona Is Multi Talented . And Will Probably Be Rich Off Her Beautiful Vocals
You Know That Girl Jayona They Were Talking About ?
Jayona by SavageSnakeKing September 2, 2017
A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.
Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....
Jamonga by MrRowe March 28, 2008
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