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Aunt Jamima 

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.
"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."
Aunt Jamima by Jordan January 4, 2004

Aunt Jamima 

The act of pouring maple syrup over genitals, and giving or receiving oral sex immediately afterward.

Flavored syrups are optional.
"Dude, your mom totally made me breakfast with some Aunt Jamima this morning!"
Aunt Jamima by ThePH December 10, 2009

Aunt Jamima 

When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her chest. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her chest and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has an apron like Aunt Jamima. Just the opposite of a Superman.
Yo man, my girl flat passed out on me last night so I gave that hoe da Aunt Jamima...now the beach can use that apron to make my ass breakfast.
Aunt Jamima by Johnny_B January 12, 2008

Aunt Jamima 

The Opposite but still just as hateful as an "Uncle Tom"; Black Women who is racist towards White folk
Mrs. Blackmon, don't be actin' like an "Aunt Jamima" toward President Donald Trump, he's Making America Great Again.

CAN'T JAMIMA

When you eating your girls ass with syrup and and it tickles so much she makes you stop.
I spread syrup on my girls ass so I could eat it, and then have anal...but it tickled so much she taped out with a CAN'T JAMIMA....also known as the STICKY TICKLE....
CAN'T JAMIMA by Sick Em D November 3, 2022
One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".
I will miss that Jemimah

You need yourself a Jemimah
Jemimah by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018
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