Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 17, 2016
America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.
Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.
by Mark,MyWords November 7, 2016
JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!
by the air up there August 11, 2005
A prestigious research university located in Virginia, that is known for having the hottest girls and relentless parties.
by WANGGGGG May 6, 2005
Basically "If Lake Braddock Secondary School is a university" but with some minor changes to the mascot. It also so happens that this is where many Lake Braddock kids go after secondary school.
// Meanwhile, at James Madison University //
A: "Hey, which high school were you from?"
B: "Lake Braddock Secondary."
A: "Eyy Me too!"
B: "Aren't we all Lake Braddock Alumni here?"
A: "Hey, which high school were you from?"
B: "Lake Braddock Secondary."
A: "Eyy Me too!"
B: "Aren't we all Lake Braddock Alumni here?"
by Kit Rat October 7, 2018
A school defined by it's 70/30 ratio: the average female is 70% desperate and 30% wasted, while the average male is 70% 'bro' and 30% rapist. Commonly, both males and females are 100% stupid.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Students are commonly victims of "JMU Delusion Syndrome", an ailment characterized by the victim's staunch belief that their school is in fact, not lame. As the victim falls deeper and deeper into the throes of the disease, they will refuse to acknowledge basic facts, primarily the blatant repetitiveness of their party scene. They will also find females who go to JMU more attractive than they would be elsewhere in the world, apparently to rationalize their belief that the campus is brimming with "dime-pieces".
This tragic affliction is only in the beginning stages of study, and as such, any person who has someone they care about attending James Madison should watch carefully for signs of JMUDS.
Remember that they will simply not be able to understand how lame James Madison University is (owing to the JMUDS), so you cannot be offended if they react in a hostile manner to intervention.
LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE
LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND A CURE
by Race for the Cure April 10, 2008
A large university attended mostly by hicks under the impression that JMU is a "huge party school" and that the girls are "dimes". Truth: With 70% girls you will absolutely fine attractive ones but probably only 10% of that 70% are even decent looking. Men at JMU convince themselves that the girls there are actually hot because most of them haven't ventured outside the deep south where people can be compared to the cast of 'Buckwild'. If you are from a part of the US where girls can actually be considered model status, don't be surprised when the clueless JMU gentleman thinks the chubby girl with acne is doable. He doesn't know any better! As for the parties, they're over by 2am (if you're lucky). If you attend a legitimate party school then you know that going home at 3am is considered early. Most JMU parties are comparable to high school parties and get broken up by cops around midnight. Very pretty area though.
James Madison University kid: Wow that girl is a hard ten!
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.
Regular kid: I know you're not talking about that chubby gorilla sitting in front of us. Because where I come from shes a hard 2.5.
by ShaneO October 27, 2014