james madison 

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson

James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??

james madison by Ace the Extrodinary Dipshit May 16, 2016

James Madison 

America's most emo president. Short little dude. Southern motherfucking democratic republican. Used to be cool with Alexander Hamilton, but not anymore. Gay for Thomas Jefferson. Always sick.

Did you hear about what happened in Monticello between James Madison and Thomas Jefferson? Guess we know what Jefferson does there now.

James Madison by Mark,MyWords November 6, 2016

James Madison

The sexiest man in the history of America, some say the universe. He also wrote the constitution and was president during the war of 1812 and all that shit. Anyways, he proves that American gentlewomen are destined to marry beautiful, short males.

"I had to start wearing panty liners every day because of James Madison"

James Madison by sufemacist April 3, 2026

James Madison University 

JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!

so many dimes its unreal and the 70/30 ratio aint bad either


JMU stays poppin..... we gets busy

James Madison University by the air up there September 4, 2005

James Madison University 

A prestigious research university located in Virginia, that is known for having the hottest girls and relentless parties.

I went to James Madison to get layed by a calender girl.

I got an HIV from a girl at James Madison.

James Madison University by WANGGGGG May 5, 2005

James Madison high school 

A pretty chill place in Vienna, puts way to much money into their band and has got a kick ass crew program.

"hey where do you go to school?"

"James Madison high school"

"fuck you"

James Madison high school by heyey123 January 26, 2012

James Madison middle School

That school is full of back stabbing slut faced hoe bags , ugly ass drug addicts, stank teachers , retarded nasty fuckin boys , like the kids are so mother fuckin dumb they set fire to the bathroom like wtf ... Also they literally got rid of the bathroom doors because of kids fucking in the bathrooms . The fuckin hoe ass cracked up hillbilly teachers Are so rude act like just because they are old wrinkly hags m and they can control kids lives . And the perv p.e. teachers be looking in the girls locker rooms

Kid : daddy do I have to James Madison middle School.?? Dad: yes kiddo it's the only school in your district kid : well my friend sarah goes there and she said she saw 2 kids fucking in the bathroom. Dad: .......

James Madison middle School by Ligcxfhcfit November 9, 2021