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James Joseph

An amazing, sweet, funny, kind, pretty boy. Has beautiful eyes and long curly red hair. Loves his family and is loyal to all of his friends. Doesn't have a harmful bone in his body but is completely capable of crushing skulls with his strength and willpower. Will help you with anything you need.

Also great tounge game.
Person 1: Have you met James Joseph?
Person 2: No but I've heard great things about him.
Person 1: He's the best person you'll ever meet.
James Joseph by THAT_WEIRD_1 December 22, 2023
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James Joseph William Rufs 

James Joseph William Rufs is a human
James Joseph William Rufs is a god at fortnite: battle royal

Zachary Joseph James 

A really hot 🥵 juicy scrumptious little boy with big jooblie doobies that make your mouth drool with cream.

His gorgeous blue eyes make you want to see his rim 🤩🤩🤩 not that I haven't seen it already ;)

Big dong splurging from his pants makes you want to squeal and jump up and down on the big girthy thing
teacher 1: Wow look at him 🥵
Teacher 2: That's Zachary Joseph James🥵

Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.

james joeseph hegarty 

James Joeseph Hegarty. A stunning guy he's got the looks and he gives great hugs you really want to be around him when your uncomfortable he always knows when you're upset. All guys are jealous of his looks and he's a ladies man
A James Joeseph Hegarty is a hot guy that always knows when you're upset
james joeseph hegarty by EthioPians October 27, 2018
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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