James Hardie

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is gay but will never admit this. do not look at for long periods of time, as he WILL molest you and your entire family.

never offer this creature donuts, as he will never leave you. did i mention that he is gay.

oh man is that a James hardie? it must be, he just molested that guy after he gave james his donuts.

James Hardie by bigppman420 October 15, 2020

James Harden wax

When a guy spreads hot wax on his face and proceeds to go down on a girl. When he arises from the depths, her vagina is cleanly waxed while he is blessed with a beautiful beard; similar to that of James Harden's beard.

"Dude I was so going to give that girl a James Harden wax last night but I had my cousin's bar mitzvah"

James Harden wax by andre3million February 28, 2013

James Harden

A big ass beard

That guy has a James Harden!

James Harden by Kidswillbekids May 6, 2019

James Harden

The absolute biggest bitch in the entire NBA. Also known as "Floppen".
Sucks the refs off before games.

James Harden allergic to shooting over 40%

James Harden by demaryiustargaryen May 2, 2019

James Harden

To play horrible defense

Today I pulled a James Harden on defense.

James Harden by EMdaGoat13 July 6, 2016

James Harden

Star basketball player for the Houston Rockets. Also known as the guy in the NBA with that outrageous beard. Until this dude can play defense and lead the Rockets to a championship, he'll never be on the same level as Hakeem's greatness and never on the same level as Yao's wisdom.

I could trust James Harden when the ball is in his hand. Can't say the same thing when he's on the other end of the court.

James Harden by jc4493 September 1, 2020

James Harden

A Nba player that won mvp last season. He is know for his stepback shooting and his 60 point triple double. Probably one of the best shooters in the NBA. He also used to never play defense.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that triple double by James Harden.

Guy 2 :Yea It was sick

James Harden by Ok....... November 5, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026