James Hardie 

is gay but will never admit this. do not look at for long periods of time, as he WILL molest you and your entire family.

never offer this creature donuts, as he will never leave you. did i mention that he is gay.

oh man is that a James hardie? it must be, he just molested that guy after he gave james his donuts.

James Hardie by bigppman420 October 15, 2020

James Harden wax

When a guy spreads hot wax on his face and proceeds to go down on a girl. When he arises from the depths, her vagina is cleanly waxed while he is blessed with a beautiful beard; similar to that of James Harden's beard.

"Dude I was so going to give that girl a James Harden wax last night but I had my cousin's bar mitzvah"

James Harden wax by andre3million February 28, 2013

James Harden 

A big ass beard

That guy has a James Harden!

James Harden by Kidswillbekids May 6, 2019

James Harden 

The absolute biggest bitch in the entire NBA. Also known as "Floppen".
Sucks the refs off before games.

James Harden allergic to shooting over 40%

James Harden by demaryiustargaryen May 2, 2019

James Harden 

To play horrible defense

Today I pulled a James Harden on defense.

James Harden by EMdaGoat13 July 6, 2016

James Harden 

Star basketball player for the Houston Rockets. Also known as the guy in the NBA with that outrageous beard. Until this dude can play defense and lead the Rockets to a championship, he'll never be on the same level as Hakeem's greatness and never on the same level as Yao's wisdom.

I could trust James Harden when the ball is in his hand. Can't say the same thing when he's on the other end of the court.

James Harden by jc4493 September 1, 2020

James Harden 

A Nba player that won mvp last season. He is know for his stepback shooting and his 60 point triple double. Probably one of the best shooters in the NBA. He also used to never play defense.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that triple double by James Harden.

Guy 2 :Yea It was sick

James Harden by Ok....... November 5, 2018