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Jamblasha 

Jamblasha is a word used to describe a very educated and just man. He is not only popular but he is a hardcore pimps who legit picks up every lady that passes him on the street. The other men are mostly extremely jealous of these type of people. He has the best music taste and other people are jealous that they can't get into it. His physical and mental strength is absolutely outstanding. Absolutely no one can ever match his power. He is truly an alpha.
guy 1: C'mon, motherfucker
guy 2: Man, I'm comin' as fast as I can
guy 1: Just g— bring your motherfuckin' ass on, come on
guy 2: Are we gettin' close, huh?
guy 1: It's right over here
guy 2: You sure it's the Jamblashas crib, man?
guy 1: Yeah, I'm sure, motherfucker, come on
guy 2: Man, fuck, this better be his motherfuckin' house

Fuck, right here

Tsk, this better be this motherfucker's house
guy 1: Oh shit
guy 2: What? What's wrong?
guy 1: What's that comin down from the sky man?
guy 2: What do you mean man?
guy 1: Oh shit! It's the Jamblasha!
both: Oh shit!
*Jamblasha flies over to them and pulverizes them into ash with his big dick power*
Jamblasha by MewTwobro December 5, 2019
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Jambassador 

An over-the-top fanatic of Jamba Juice, aggressively promoting the dietary benefits to anyone within earshot. Typicallt sneers at diets of energy drinks, Good & Plentys, licorice, and donuts.
Pam: You really should give up the Monster drinks and switch to something healthy, like Jamba Juice.
Mark: Wow. You're such a Jambassador. Give it a rest.
Jambassador by just_warming_up September 10, 2009
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Jumbleshaq 

A place where people of the ghetto bang out some hench choonz
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jambooshalin 

When everything is going crazy and you feel like your gonna soil yourself.
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jambassador 

A jambassador is a promoter ("ambassador") for the jam session community ("jam" or "jam session"). Jambassador is also the nickname for the ambassadors for the music jam session platform "jambassador.com". Jambassadors run around and talk about, blog, post and promote the idea of musicians from all over the world peacefully jamming together on that platform.
A jambassador spreads the word of music!
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