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Jamblasha

Jamblasha is a word used to describe a very educated and just man. He is not only popular but he is a hardcore pimps who legit picks up every lady that passes him on the street. The other men are mostly extremely jealous of these type of people. He has the best music taste and other people are jealous that they can't get into it. His physical and mental strength is absolutely outstanding. Absolutely no one can ever match his power. He is truly an alpha.
guy 1: C'mon, motherfucker
guy 2: Man, I'm comin' as fast as I can
guy 1: Just g— bring your motherfuckin' ass on, come on
guy 2: Are we gettin' close, huh?
guy 1: It's right over here
guy 2: You sure it's the Jamblashas crib, man?
guy 1: Yeah, I'm sure, motherfucker, come on
guy 2: Man, fuck, this better be his motherfuckin' house

Fuck, right here

Tsk, this better be this motherfucker's house
guy 1: Oh shit
guy 2: What? What's wrong?
guy 1: What's that comin down from the sky man?
guy 2: What do you mean man?
guy 1: Oh shit! It's the Jamblasha!
both: Oh shit!
*Jamblasha flies over to them and pulverizes them into ash with his big dick power*
by MewTwobro December 5, 2019
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Jambassador

An over-the-top fanatic of Jamba Juice, aggressively promoting the dietary benefits to anyone within earshot. Typicallt sneers at diets of energy drinks, Good & Plentys, licorice, and donuts.
Pam: You really should give up the Monster drinks and switch to something healthy, like Jamba Juice.
Mark: Wow. You're such a Jambassador. Give it a rest.
by just_warming_up September 10, 2009
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A jambassador spreads the word of music!
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JamBassador

Someone that is a relentless zealot for using WebinarJam to broadcast webinars.
Affiliates earn 40% of every sale, so become a JamBassador today!
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