Jamblasha

Jamblasha is a word used to describe a very educated and just man. He is not only popular but he is a hardcore pimps who legit picks up every lady that passes him on the street. The other men are mostly extremely jealous of these type of people. He has the best music taste and other people are jealous that they can't get into it. His physical and mental strength is absolutely outstanding. Absolutely no one can ever match his power. He is truly an alpha.

guy 1: C'mon, motherfucker
guy 2: Man, I'm comin' as fast as I can
guy 1: Just g— bring your motherfuckin' ass on, come on
guy 2: Are we gettin' close, huh?
guy 1: It's right over here
guy 2: You sure it's the Jamblashas crib, man?
guy 1: Yeah, I'm sure, motherfucker, come on
guy 2: Man, fuck, this better be his motherfuckin' house

Fuck, right here

Tsk, this better be this motherfucker's house
guy 1: Oh shit
guy 2: What? What's wrong?
guy 1: What's that comin down from the sky man?
guy 2: What do you mean man?
guy 1: Oh shit! It's the Jamblasha!
both: Oh shit!
*Jamblasha flies over to them and pulverizes them into ash with his big dick power*

by MewTwobro December 05, 2019

Slavesta

Slavesta is the name of a significantly stupid human being. Slavesta or Slave-sta is someone who is so retarded that they would be a slave if that was still legal. Slavesta always says he gets nudes from other girls but is always highly capping. he gets no and will never get any pussy because he is just a terrible person

1: hey look at that slavesta o'er there
2: lets go beat the shit out of him
Jake: oh shit not the homie
*Jake pulls out a shot gun and scares guy one and two off*
slavesta: thanks
jake: aight

by MewTwobro November 21, 2019