Jamaican Jamaican

When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason

Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"

Jamaican Jamaican by Bigblackstalenuts73 April 15, 2024

jamaican dutch 

An accent used by radio mc's in and around london

MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.

jamaican dutch by Mark Zuckeburg February 21, 2017

jamaican funeral 

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

Jamaican Spray Park 

When a Jamaican girl squirts all over you.

Hey, Phil I got soaked yesterday in the Jamaican Spray Park.

Jamaican Spray Park by Brendawg69 May 14, 2017

jamaican frenzy 

The act of befriending as many black people as possible to prove that you are not racist.

Hey bro, he seriously added bella black people to his Facebook in the last 3 days.
Blood YOABOI B ON DAT' (your friend be on dat') Jamaican Frenzy.

jamaican frenzy by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

jamaican meat pie 

Two people who really love each other, kiss, hold each other close, and fall asleep whispering to each other about how much they love each other.

The prostitute specializes in the jamaican meat pie.

jamaican meat pie by Zero_Gravitas July 18, 2016

Jamaican Rock 

The most heavy and dense object known in existence.

Wow I got so hammered last night, this morning I could barely move I felt like a Jamaican Rock.

Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

Jamaican Rock by dabestdocker July 11, 2011