jam face

Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.

You love watermelon, fried chicken, and purple drink. You are such a jam face.

by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010

Jam Face

A condition that makes it look like somebody has slothered jam all around your mouth. Requires one to smear vasiline all over his face.

Dean "Hey what's that you've got coming up on your face?"
Jack "Oh right, that's ma Jam Face, i'm lubing it up every day"
Dean "Gay"

by UrbanScout 365 December 1, 2009

face jam

durring BJ, before ejac, the male grasps the females head and jams it down. While singing the Face Jam Song. Sometimes the female chokes on the kerm and dies...but its a risk Im willing to take.

shelly, tammy, sam, B, and amanda. Amanda died. RIP.

by bowly January 26, 2005

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

jamfaced

To be severely intoxicated to the point where one runs face first into the wall and inflicts a nose bleed.

Ellen was soooooooooooo jamfaced last night! There was blood everywhere!

by jradfakingkarr August 5, 2010

Jamface

The exact opposite of butterface: it's when a girl has a body that's average at the best, but has a face that's absolutely adorable, and she often tops if off by making cute expressions. Girl you'd rather marry than bang.

Layman terms, a girl that looks as sweet as jam.

Karl: "Hey, you know that Sonia that transferred to our class last year?"
Friedrich: "Yeah, what of her?"
Karl: "Man, I'd totally tap that."
Friedrich: "Dude, have you ever seen her naked: she looks like a pubescent boy."
Karl: "Jamface, though."
Friedrich: "Oh yeah."

by Helel ben Shahaar October 21, 2019