Jalobie Share definition Flag A clueless fuck that everyone hates and he is bad at everything he does, such as: Band, sports, and school. Anyone can fuck him up in a fight and he gets no pussy. Fuck Jalobie man! He's a little bitch! Jalobie by NigNig42 July 28, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Jalobie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch