jalopees 

Another word for a jalapeno!

Can I have some jalopees on my pizza please...

jalopees by Yayakirby42 March 3, 2019

flop em jalopems 

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.

Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.

flop em jalopems by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007

floppy jalopies 

Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.

Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.

floppy jalopies by Dameese February 17, 2009

jalopies 

Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties

Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies

jalopies by ryder69 June 13, 2013

Jaunty Jalopies 

men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*

Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies.

Jaunty Jalopies by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy May 18, 2011