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Jalisse is a kind beautiful girl with a loving heart she is very extrovert if your a guy and you date her then beware of how she is in bed she can ride you faster then a roller coaster and her hips don't lie she has a great personaltiy a d can never say no if your not her friend then your life will be dull and if you ever play truth or dare then be prepared for a hell of a ride she will do almost every dare you say but she can never say no she ways say yes no matter what she is just to nice she doesn't have any emotions except for happiness but you'll love her noattet what she is kind and caring to everyone even if you don't know a Jalisse there is always that one small part in her heart made for you and everyone else in the world but in the first seconds you know her she is annoying and imature. It when your with her she will show you the fun side of being imature she is hilarious to she laughs at about everything that makes you laugh as well so take good care of her because she has been threw alot and nothing brings her down not even one inch even if you break her heart it will just reform and she will become the happy outgoing person you knew before
Guy1 : wow look it jalisse
Guy2: omg she is so hot
Guy3: FIRST ONE TO GET HER HAS HER
GIRL 1: WOW hang on there she isn't that easy to rangle
jalisse:WHO WANTS TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE
all: HELL YAH!!!!
Jalisse by Kiki2273 April 5, 2019
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Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
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The name Jalissa means of noble kind. Jalissa's are kind, caring, and intelligent. They are usually are silly and carefree but, at times they can be serious and to themselves. Their most defining quality is their dedication to the things they care about.
Last night I went out with Jalissa and got completely wasted but, she fed me and took me home. I can always count on her to be there for me.
Jalissa by j12622 May 4, 2014
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect. Jalissa is the type of girl who deserves the world she is perfect in every way possible and she can fix or change relationships for people good or bad she will be the spotlight when she wants to be and can change people and what they think about her she is always there for everyone so if you Have a Jalissa in your life you are very lucky to have her.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine and she a bad bitchhh!
Jalissa by itsme_bitchhhh March 27, 2019
a fucking goat holy shit. she’s literally the most goated goat you’ll ever meet in your life. also she can kick anyone’s ass immediately so don’t mess with her. especially if you’re a pussy
wow is that jalissa?? literally the best
Jalissa by vrooomskrtskry April 22, 2019
The most loving person you could every meet. She will never tell your secrets. Hot
Guy1:guess who scored a 100 on the test guy2:Jalissa duh
Jalissa by Peanut222 October 29, 2019
An attractive female who has a kind heart and willing to give the shirt off her back if you mean anything to her. She is head strong and a take charge type of person. When she walks in the room she gains a lot of attention. She will knock your socks off your feet when engaging sexually with her. She is funny, smart, and sexy. Don’t get on a Jalissa’s bad side. She can be a female devil.
Oh man, Jalissa knocked my socks off last night. She’s a freak.
Jalissa by Bnjf16 November 20, 2018
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