jaksel

short of jakarta selatan (south jakarta) the inhabitants here are rich westernized clubbing liberals that speak english mixed with indonesian and goes to international schools

"Adinda needs to stop speaking in English all the time it's irritating"
"She's from Jaksel bro, of course she's gonna do that"

by longsnakemoan January 31, 2022

Jaksel

Jaksel is basically a bunch of South Jakarta kids and expat-inspired sellouts (yeah, “sel” = sellout) who live for coffeepots like Blok M, flexing their fits in Instagram interviews, and talking skena culture like experts. They mix Bahasa and English so hard even Indo cross-culturals get labeled Jaksel just for saying “literally.” They play “kapan padel” — basically Indonesia’s cheaper, confused cousin of pickleball, because nobody actually eats pickles in a daily basis here.

Welcome to Jaksel: where selling out is a lifestyle and hype is currency.

“Bro, saya skrg di jaksel, gue lagi interview fit di Blok M dekat salt bread. Kapan padel after? Rent? Chill lah.”

by andyteddyyy June 7, 2025

jakeline

Jakeline a kind hearted girl. Can be rude at times. But she will always come back to you. She's very considerate about others feelings. She cares how her friends and close ones feel. Her emotions are funny kind and intelligent. When you need help she will be there.

Hey jakeline can you help me with this.

Sure I can

by anonymous September 24, 2020

jakelin

She is very kind and pretty.She likes to make the people around her laugh and will comfort you if you have any problems and make you feel better.She is an amazing person and you can't replace her

Are you going to the fair with jakelin

by God has a plan August 22, 2016

jaselle

This girl is amazing! She uses glasses, but it doesn't matter if she is wearing them or if she is using contacts because she is beautiful either way. She is very shy at first, but once you share a laugh or cotton candy you two will become best friends. She has a smile that makes all others smile and she has a laugh that makes all other laugh. She cares about everyone and tries to be the best friend she can be by often giving gifts. It is hard not to like Jaselle after meeting her because she is just everything you could possibly want in a girlfriend, however she is in a relationship with someone else. Her eyes are big and bright and they pierce into your soul and make you wanna make cookies. She is wonderful and there is no girl more perfect to have as a girlfriend. She is near perfect. She likes to be called "babe". She is the best of the best. Very attractive & beautiful. Loves helping others. Very feisty but sweet. Center of attention. Wanted by many. Free spirited. Very unique. She can be your very best friend or worst enemy. Ditzy at times. Very stylish. She has big hopes and dreams for herself. Loyalty is everything to her yet she trusts in disloyal people. To sum it up YOU need a Jaselle in your life.

No need to go looking when you find yourself a Jaselle.

by _<3_ June 21, 2014

Jakel

Someone who holds them selves very high standards; can sometimes be misconstrued as very cocky; secretly book smart while everyone else thinks theyre dumb; has a passion for fashion; very turnt to for the party

Dang is that, that darn Jakel looking as beautiful as ever again

by Stop asking so many questions December 20, 2016

JakselPhobic

JakselPhobic is when someone hate a language that come from Jakarta selatan(indonesian capital city). The language their use are they mix the indonesian and english. some of people are ok with it because they're not JakselPhobhic and some of them like me hate that language. why? because some of them like if mixing Indonesia X english it would really cool. but, you know what? It's fucking confusing me like bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. they're mixing the language and make me confusing asf. and, most of them say "if we use the whole english language, u will say "gak bisa bahasa inggris" (Indonesian jokes when someone can't speak english)" and some of them say " we mix the language because we want to learn english language". like, Just use the whole english language. don't mix the indonesian and english.

And.,As a Jakselphobic we call this language "Bahasa Kentut( Fart language)"

Queen: gw literally kurang setuju wih ur opinion. Because, u guys are not supposed to insult gw ya. kek literally lu itu berargumen cuma buat insult gw. Pasti kalian anak efbi(efbi mean facebook) ya?

Rusdi: bacot lu ngomong litereli wicis kayak literally lu itu kayak kontol ya wicis u can suck my balls. gw litereli wicis gweh itu Jakselphobic, kenapa? lo gak suka kek wicis litereli u can kiss my lips and we having sex until u have 9 babies

by Horny Ass Business Man December 2, 2021