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JakselPhobic 

JakselPhobic is when someone hate a language that come from Jakarta selatan(indonesian capital city). The language their use are they mix the indonesian and english. some of people are ok with it because they're not JakselPhobhic and some of them like me hate that language. why? because some of them like if mixing Indonesia X english it would really cool. but, you know what? It's fucking confusing me like bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. they're mixing the language and make me confusing asf. and, most of them say "if we use the whole english language, u will say "gak bisa bahasa inggris" (Indonesian jokes when someone can't speak english)" and some of them say " we mix the language because we want to learn english language". like, Just use the whole english language. don't mix the indonesian and english.

And.,As a Jakselphobic we call this language "Bahasa Kentut( Fart language)"
Queen: gw literally kurang setuju wih ur opinion. Because, u guys are not supposed to insult gw ya. kek literally lu itu berargumen cuma buat insult gw. Pasti kalian anak efbi(efbi mean facebook) ya?

Rusdi: bacot lu ngomong litereli wicis kayak literally lu itu kayak kontol ya wicis u can suck my balls. gw litereli wicis gweh itu Jakselphobic, kenapa? lo gak suka kek wicis litereli u can kiss my lips and we having sex until u have 9 babies
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