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jackomaniac 

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.
Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?
jackomaniac by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016
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jakamahaka 

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation
That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.
jakamahaka by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005
A tall creature that roams the north-east coast of America. This creature stands on two feet mostly but has no knees. The Jakoka is a strange creature because it is abnormally large for an asexualy reproducing animal. The Jakoka is a party freak. The Jakoka has no neck. The Jakoka lays eggs. The Jakoka is a loveable creature and is a very good wingman.
jakoka jakaka
Jakoka by A_C_Unit December 6, 2010

jakovasaurus 

A dinosaur type of thing that shootes about 30 babies out when its pregnant and say baooo wooop all the time
The jakovasaurus jacked off.
jakovasaurus by PlayDohMan May 9, 2004
The most kind and loving person u you will meet.
Jakota is a funny loving guy, and don't take his food!
Jakota by Opopooop September 28, 2018
1. An expression used for a weasel poker playing who doesn’t know the game and only raises on a full house or higher

2. A poker player who pongs like a smelly ranga
**gets a full house on the flop** *only raises on the river for a measly dollar.
“Bro surely you’d raise more on a full house you totally jacomac’d it”
Jacomac by Xxdudexx June 15, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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