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Jakoma

An soul deprived, black hearted demon drawn from the depths of hell in the shape of an indian to bug the hell out of his room mates with talk of butthole and penises. Fag
"Man all he doe is talk about buttholes. Must be a Jakoma"
by Mwuhahahahahahahaha November 5, 2011
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jackomaniac

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.
Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?
by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016
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jakamahaka

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation
That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.
by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005
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Jakoka

A tall creature that roams the north-east coast of America. This creature stands on two feet mostly but has no knees. The Jakoka is a strange creature because it is abnormally large for an asexualy reproducing animal. The Jakoka is a party freak. The Jakoka has no neck. The Jakoka lays eggs. The Jakoka is a loveable creature and is a very good wingman.
jakoka jakaka
by A_C_Unit December 6, 2010
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jakovasaurus

A dinosaur type of thing that shootes about 30 babies out when its pregnant and say baooo wooop all the time
The jakovasaurus jacked off.
by PlayDohMan May 9, 2004
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Jakota

The most kind and loving person u you will meet.
Jakota is a funny loving guy, and don't take his food!
by Opopooop September 28, 2018
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Jacomac

1. An expression used for a weasel poker playing who doesn’t know the game and only raises on a full house or higher

2. A poker player who pongs like a smelly ranga
**gets a full house on the flop** *only raises on the river for a measly dollar.
“Bro surely you’d raise more on a full house you totally jacomac’d it”
by Xxdudexx June 15, 2020
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