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jakota
noun and sometimes adjective
1. syn. jerk, asshole
2. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
3. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
My brother was driving home from some job and his boss was napping in the passenger seat. My bro had to stop short a bit, cuz the car in front of him cut him off or stopped short or something. His boss woke up all pissed and in a thick greek accent said, "You fucking..." not knowing what to call this jerk that cut them off, he read the guy's license plates and said, "You fucking Jakota!" I found out much later that the license plates actually read JAGOTA, cuz the guy was driving a Jaguar, but people all over the auto shop and their friends and their friends' friends were saying jakota. This word has spread pretty far in the years since.
1. syn. jerk, asshole
2. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
3. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
My brother was driving home from some job and his boss was napping in the passenger seat. My bro had to stop short a bit, cuz the car in front of him cut him off or stopped short or something. His boss woke up all pissed and in a thick greek accent said, "You fucking..." not knowing what to call this jerk that cut them off, he read the guy's license plates and said, "You fucking Jakota!" I found out much later that the license plates actually read JAGOTA, cuz the guy was driving a Jaguar, but people all over the auto shop and their friends and their friends' friends were saying jakota. This word has spread pretty far in the years since.
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Jakotsu
1.) An extremely feminine and openly homosexual psychopath from the anime Inuyasha.
2.) The impetus behind 50+ repeat threads appearing in the Action Discussion folder at the Adult Swim messageboards overnight.
3.) The cause of many a SwimMod's sleepless nights.
2.) The impetus behind 50+ repeat threads appearing in the Action Discussion folder at the Adult Swim messageboards overnight.
3.) The cause of many a SwimMod's sleepless nights.
Jakotsu by Annoyed ASMB Member June 13, 2005
Jakoka
A tall creature that roams the north-east coast of America. This creature stands on two feet mostly but has no knees. The Jakoka is a strange creature because it is abnormally large for an asexualy reproducing animal. The Jakoka is a party freak. The Jakoka has no neck. The Jakoka lays eggs. The Jakoka is a loveable creature and is a very good wingman.
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